"Yep! If it's past 1994, you should be able to buy it! Final Fantasy 6! Or 3, right now, in the Americas. Starring one Kefka Palazzo as the last guy you kill in the game. Ka-pow!" He giggles, crunching up the chip bag with a tension that his face doesn't betray. "The wikipedia has said so. I'm the most evil villain ever faced! I'm so popular, I got third place for a villain contest and I wasn't even an option!"

Kefka does not say: I'm not sure what else to do with myself and my life. Life, hope, dreams...what's the point of it?

"What'd he tell you?"